Funny Lessons Learnt About Men
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- If you think the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach you’re aiming too high.
- Woman don’t make fools of men-most of them are the do-it-yourself types .
- The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you’re sick of him .
- Never trust a man who says he’s the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.
- A woman’s work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
- If you want a nice man go for a bald one-they try harder.
- Go for younger men. You might as well-they never mature anyway.
- A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is unquestionably gay.
- Men are all the same-they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
- Definition of a man with manners-he gets out of the bath to pee.
- Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he already is.
- Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men ………. a woman.
- There are a lot of words you can use to describe men – strong, caring, loving – they’d be wrong but you could still use them.
- Men are like animals-messy, insensitive and potentially violent-but they make great pets.
- Men’s brains are like the prison system-not enough cells per man.
- There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men – “don’t” and “stop”.
- Husbands are like children-they’re fine if they’re someone else’s.
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