How much wedding cake was going to waste?

“My husband Mark and I had discussed that when it came to the cake, wewouldn’t smear it on each other’s faces since I wanted everything that dayto be perfect. Well he got it into his head that it would be funny tosurprise me and smother a little into my face! It took me completely offguard and got me so angry I couldn’t control myself. I thought my weddinghad been ruined! Anyways, I ended up punching cake into his face, and foundout I have a wicked right hook! Thankfully he was alright and the wholeexperience actually turned out to be a really memorable moment that he and Ilove to look back at and laugh.”